Author: Arron Cain

I Was a Tory: Then I Got Better

I don’t like making old people sad. But the sentence: “Mr. L, I’ve cancelled my party membership,” did make someone sad. For a long time Mr. L had seen me as promising rising star, with the potential to bring a younger sort of MP onto the benches. And it was …

Lightsabers and Princess Dresses

I’m the oldest of five boys. All my younger cousins are boys. Scene set. I’m stood next to my girlfriend, watching a small screen and waiting for the doctor to confirm my virility and macho status in the family. I would continue this proud long round of boys! Ever since …