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Boob Squishing – How to Survive Your Mammogram 

Apparently breast screening is offered to all women aged 47 – 73 who are registered with a GP in England, or aged 50 – 70 in the rest of the UK. I don’t quite know how, but I got to 50 before anyone got around to contacting me about it. I knew …

How My Nipple Piercings Helped Me Learn to Love My Boobs

I was an early bloomer. When I was ten years old and already filling out a bra, my breasts felt like something that didn’t really belong to me. With boobs came a perceived maturity that I was forced to wear across my chest. I was still a child but the …

The Tale of the Escaping Boobs

This is a story that, in reality, happened over a matter of seconds. Perhaps less. But in my mind, it lasted hours. Long, painful, silent, excruciating hours. And, at the behest of the editor, I’ll be spinning it into a fantastical yarn of breasts and teen angst. Time travel with …